Don’t you hate when…
April 21st, 2008I don’t know if it happens with Black women, but this has to happen with Black guys a lot. You’re watching TV, cruising around town, at the mall, or something with one of your NON-black friends, and he/she spots a fellow Negro who looks like your complete opposite and says, “hey, he looks just like you.”
It really doesn’t matter who they are, as long as they’re semi-Black or Black. If their skin is darker then Gwyneth Paltrow on a cold winter day, they’re eligible to be referred to as your identical twin. Not only white people do it though. Countless times I’ve been approached by all types of Black people saying, “oh I thought you were my grandson” or some other long lost friend or family member.
White people are still the main culprit, and to tell the truth, I think they for the most part look generic, like Barbie and Ken dolls. For example,
Myspace Tom & Tom Cruise
But the thing about it is, when white people say you look like some dude, they don’t just pick any random dude. They pick the ugliest mofo they can possibly find to compare you to. I’ve been compared to Ne-Yo, Chamillionaire, Lil’ Jon, Dave Chapelle, Ashy Larry, 50 Cent, Spawn, Lil’ Wayne, T-Pain, Jay Z and last but not least Wesley Snipes.
You be the judge, do I look like Wesley Snipes?
Follow link for my picture: imaG
Yep, thats right.
Now you know who all look the same. The Chinese..but as long as Lemon chicken exists, the Chinese are cool with me.
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mayne this shit happens to me all the time, i be wantin to slap these niggas aahah..good shit fam
Since I am light skinned mixed guy I get anything from Tiger Woods, Barack Obama is popular these days, Caron Butler, Pharrell, B2K, Kobe Bryant (no clue why), Raja Bell, Tony Parker and any other light skinned brother you can think of well except for the Ugly ones like Jason Kidd.
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I had a bar in Cincinnati convinced that one of my friends was Corey Dillon a few years ago. He got pissed until we started getting free drinks sent over, so the stupid white people thing can swing in your favor.
I need to convince some people I’m Will Smith. I might be able to get a girlfriend then
& platenuts atleast they choose decent lookin fellows for you
I don’t understand how I can look like Kanye, 50 Cent and Shaq all at the same time. White people are so silly.
I am very light skinned and had someone thinking I was Julia Roberts until I F’d em up with my verbal skills and some juijitsu.
I don’t know if Julia Roberts is hot or not. Her mouth is like as wide as Shaqs foot is long.
HAHAHAH wow.. this is sooo true! i hate it! and its so true that they compare you to the ugliest person and try to argue you down that you look alike. people are stupid.
and cute thing at the bottom of your site! awww
I’m a white guy. Let’s see if I fall under this category. I think Robert Horry looks like Will Smith. Am I completely and utterly wrong?
come to think about it. he does.
Since I moved to Australia from the UK I get told I look like an Aboriginal (I am a light half caste.
ffs I am from the other side of the world!!
any black woman with locs looks like whoopi goldberg… & i will smash the next person who says it to me in the spine…
oh & @ natty.. and half caste is so what is the word… ummmn…racist.. no-one says that anymore.. it would be like me calling you an ‘abbo’ or ‘wog’…