#1 - Bluetooth
Published March 5th, 2008 in SRBPL
Black people generally have big mouths and love to chat on a regular basis, to other people and themselves. With the recent invention of new technology called “Bluetooth” the black individual has finally figured out to do both of these tasks at the same time. Black people love wearing their Bluetooth headsets in public, not only when driving, but also when walking around aimlessly.
To the Black man a Bluetooth headset is a status symbol, it shows your fellow Negro-friend that you’ve made it. It shows them that you are a successful businessman, that is if you graduated high school, if not, the term Hustler may be used. Black people do not like to be asked about their Bluetooth headsets unless you’re asking them how much it costs because it ruins the moment and brings unnecessary attention to the appendage attached to their ear.
If you see a black male walking by you seemingly chattering to himself, make sure you check his left or right ear, there is a good chance he has on a Bluetooth headset. Also if you are within close proximity of a Black male or female and you are not of the same race/origin, take off your headset immediately. This makes the Black individual feel exclusive, as if they are the only ones who can afford such new and innovative, modern technology. A fine specimen they are.
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You are not lying about black people and their bluetooths.. That mess is annoying. I don’t see the appeal in having one. They look like bugs and you look fuckin crazy talking to someone on the phone.
hahahaha, its true. bluetooths have now become a fashion statement and a symbol of status. or at least thats what they thiiiink.
This is true, especially since I live in NY you could probably find a few black people with bluetooth headsets and no cellphones. LOL.
LOL, my husband used to act a fool about his blue tooth. He wasn’t ultra flashy, it was more of a laziness thing with him. After a while it got kinda old, like most phases people go through.
At least it got old for him. There’s not a block you can walk through where someone isn’t rocking their blue tooth. I really don’t see the point. It’s a phone accessory, and hell, you can get knock offs for 20 bucks…so status my ass!
Lmao! I thought you was serious but I sense the sarcasm in this post. I never understood the buzz about the bluetooth. All it is - is an earpiece, but I guess it was similiar to those oversized headphones that people used to rock back in the day to symbolize “coolness” lol.
hahah wow.. so true. but my mom has one so i cant really talk. she thinks shes so cool with it and wont even let me touch it.. its not even that great.
lol bluetooth is funny i got one too
I had one when it first came out and I had to get rid of it because it was pointless. But Black people do love bluetooth headsets that is dead on point.
when i was in new jersey recently i thought all the black people were crazy and talking to themselves
this explains a lot
Lmfao. This is type true yo.
Especially the Lotion and the bbluetooth
So old it isn’t even news.
lol i got one too
We actually had a discussion at our house about whether or not to buy my daddy a new one b/c the old one didn’t work well and we all hate it but he LOVES it. The argument that won? “Sooner or later, you’re going to want something that HE thinks is stupid…” Point. Good point.
I hate the bluetooth fascination. I always see brothers wearing them but they are never talking to anyone. I do have one too though!
Man ya’lls is trippin. Them Blutooth are old school now. Only fools wearin em. Keepin it real is no phone and total attention to who you is talkin to. Its so rude to have one in public posed’ to be fo drivin you car. I do use mines in the bathroom tho’, keep mines hands free yo
i agree.. people think that walking around with bluetooth is cool
you should use it for driving only cus that makes the most sense.
Yes “we” love that Bluetooth. It is common to see somebody walking around looking like they’re talking to themselves, and talking loud too with a Bluetooth cemented to their ear. That is not cool to me. But…do you!
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This rant comes off as being extremely racist. This doesn’t sound like it was written by someone Black but rather someone white looking to make fun of Blacks and in a typical scared white male way, trying to pretend to be Black. The drug dealer and fine specimen comments are a dead giveaway.
Oops you got me. I’m white.