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“Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets”

HOTT NEWS!

They’ll do anything for attention!

They did an interview with Playboy.com to promote their new read, and said they’ve had quite the year, and are planning big things for 2010. “We’re going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets,” they joked.

But, given their normal antics, we doubt many of these things are too far over the line for them.

They said writing the book was a breeze: “It’s like if you asked Michael Jordan to write a book on how to dunk, or Bono to write one on how to be a rock star.”

In the book, they apparently give a shout out to Brad and Angelina, a couple in the spotlight they look up to. “But seriously, we’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them,” Heidi said. “Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”

There’s also important, practical guides in the book, like a 4-step tutorial on how to be a bombshell, brought to you by Heidi. It’s complete with pictures and breathing tips. Sign us up!