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I’m not big on gossip but….

“A raging fire that one fire official called “definitely suspicious” gutted a Dix Hills home owned by the Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent Friday morning, sending six people inside the house to the hospital [including] 50 Cent’s ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, and their 10-year-old son, Marquise.

One of the first firefighters to arrive on the scene [said], ‘I would say there is a strong — a strong, strong — possibility that it is suspicious.’ Asked why he believed the fire was suspicious [the firefighter said], ‘The rapid movement of the fire. The volume of the fire . . . It was engulfed. The home was totally gutted.’

The home at 2 Sandra Drive, purchased by the rapper in January 2007 for a reported $1.4 million, has been at the center of a lawsuit between 50 Cent and Tompkins. The 32-year-old rapper, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, last month tried to evict Tompkins and their son from the home unless she paid him $4,500 a month in rent.”

Do you think 50 Cent had the house burned down? If he did thats just messed up especially since 6 people went to the hospital. I don’t see why he would since he’s caking and he owns the house AND with him being the businessman that he is, I doubt he’d burn down his million dollar house. But you know how these celebrities act nowadays…like fools.

Hypebeast: A person who has no personal sense of style. One who will only rock hyped-up, overpriced, “exclusive” items, follows all of the trends, and attempts to match ridiculous colors. A Hypebeast will spend 2 days outside a Footlocker Store awaiting a release of a pair of overpriced Jordans that he doesn’t really like.

An expensive pricetag says it all for the Hypebeast. Infact, some hypebeasts like the price of their clothes to the point where they fail to remove the pricetag. Failure to remove the pricetag shows the world how expensive their clothing item is, how they spend their money better than you, and how you’re style of clothing is not only cheap, but obsolete. They also claim to be Sneakerheads, and will succumb to performing fellatio on their local Wino if he has the latest pair of Bapestas, or Dunks.

Hypebeasts are the Douchebags of the Black Community

Douchebag.

These guys look ridiculous. They match their shoelaces with they braces, their underwear with their earrings, their cellphones with their toenails, the bottom of their shoes with the seat of their bikes, and their contacts are purple. A lot of the time these guys look like walking rainbows.

Hypebeasts claim they only shop online, or in expensive boutiques. They believe department stores are below them, although you will occasionally see you’re local hypebeast in the dressing room at JC Pennys, or TJ Maxx with their mothers and a cartful of clothes. Most likely, they’re trying on clothes for a “family member, or friend.” They will also wear huge rope chains around their scrawny-necks.

50% of a Hypebeasts life is spent on Niketalk.com, trying to prove to other Hypebeasts that his sneaker knowledge is superior to theirs. When not on Niketalk, he spends his time studying and keeping up with what new kicks are coming out so he can have the upper hand when in a conversation with a rival Hypebeast.

Hypebeast always travel in pairs because most of their neighborhood dislike them, but the Hypebeasts believe they’re envied. Together they consider themselves unstoppable, and won’t hesitate to say, “Ahh, that nigga still shop at JC Penny.”

To see a rich hypebeast is a rare occasion. A lot of the time they work somewhere mediocre and 3/4ths of their check goes to adding to their wardrobe. If they do not have a job, they ask their grandmother daily for cash.

How to become a Hypebeast: Log onto Niketalk and Hypebeast.com daily. Perfect being a douche bag. Pluck your eyebrows. Wear purple contacts. Spend 500 dollars on a pair of shoes. Match 10 exotic colors at once. Look up to Pharell and Nigo in the gayest way possible. If you need more tips call - 1-800-HYPEBEAST

Now you know all about Hypebeasts. Feel free to label all of your friends with expensive clothes and merchandise  Hypebeasts if they match any of the criteria above. A hypebeast is not only confined to clothing, it could be anything.

-Personal Rant.*

Japanese people never fail. They’re always doing something weird like eating on toilets.

Have you ever wondered what goes on in your child’s head, or even in their classroom? It would be a pretty hard fact to face to find out that your child hates going to school, and worse, they haven’t learned anything or are severely behind. Well, whether you know it or not, it’s one of the biggest epidemics sweeping the nation right now. Every day that your child sits in their public school classroom, they are being disadvantaged by the so-called “right to a quality education” statute here in America. Public schools aren’t about quality, or even learning for that matter. Public schools are about litigation and compliance. There are laws that say kids have to go to school, and public schools satisfy that requirement. There are no laws that dictate the quality of teaching within public school, or teaching at all. The only requirement to be a teacher in some places is to pass a state test. Way to determine who’s a good teacher…NOT!

A little research would probably strike horror on your face from learning what your child actually did learn and what they should know. Chances are, your child is behind if they are receiving an education from the local public school, unless of course, they do a lot of studying on their own, and/or receive some type of extra tutoring. For one, these schools are highly overcrowded. The average classroom is usually twice the size it should be, and that alone is enough to hinder a child. You’ve got one teacher and 30 students. Tell me something. How are they supposed to teach those children and make sure they are actually understanding? It’s not possible. Classes are limited to an hour or less most of the time, and the school day is crammed with a ton of subjects, some of which have absolutely no educational value. Because of the high number of students, each child will “fight” for the attention of the teacher, and when they can’t accommodate your child, they get angry and sad, and get discouraged. After it happens a few times, they will give up and lose interest in school altogether. This is why you have so many kids drop out or flunk out of school. And the ones that do stick in there, they come out lacking even the necessary skills to hold a decent conversation at the least. Doesn’t your child deserve better?

Kobe Bryant performs another crazy stunt. If you missed the first one you can view it here.

This really could be a club banger. Sounds just like every other song that comes out nowadays.

If you haven’t seen Pt.1, click here.

Your kids will be able to relate to this! I think it’s hilarious. Obama vs McCain - Pokemon Style

Hope + Change = Presidency. If only life was that easy.

When Hunger Strikes

Tell Me Why this nigga is sellin’ snowballs? Lol..I couldn’t put it any other way.

This movie has been highly anticipated. Shes the daughter of Robocop and Richboy. She uses her fathers street credibility and her other fathers robotic abilities to knock 50 Cent off the top of the rap game, single-foreheadedly. She rules the rap game for multiple years and gained her own street credibility by head butting anyone who offended her. One head butt = instant kill.