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American History X, nigga style.

Tell me why T-Pains uglier version and T.I. got matching tattoos? One more thing, that guys nostrils are way too big, he ain’t savin no air for NOBODY. I can’t breathe…No mercy on that dude.

TELL ME WHY?

Click Here to JOIN next weeks Tell Me Why Competition

Y’all saw free thats the only reason you’re probably reading this post. Well, I’ve had a pretty good response when it comes to the “Tell Me Why Wednesdays” series so I figured why not make it more exciting. I want to have a Tell Me Why Competition. So this is how it goes.

If you have never seen or heard of Tell Me Why before - Click Here.

If you have then you kind of get the concept of it. I’m looking for Tell Me Why Picture submissions (send to anythingblack@gmail.com) all this week, and I’m going to choose the best 5 to post next week (May 5th-May 9th). After the week is over I’m going to put up a poll and have the users choose which was their favorite photo of the week and the winners receives a free anythingBlack t-shirt of their choice, on me.

Information:

Competition Will Take Place on May 5th

No Nude Photos

Voting will start on May 5th

Winner will be announced May 12th

Send all picture submissions to anythingblack@gmail.com

Good Luck.

I read this story just now and it’s real messed up. So I thought I would share it with y’all. Here are the main excerpts from the text I want y’all to see.

Austrian police believe a 73-year-old man held his daughter captive in his cellar for the past two decades and fathered at least six children with her, according to police and state-run news reports Sunday. The woman, identified as 42-year-old Elisabeth F. (his daughter & mother of 6 of his kids), has been missing since 1984, when she was 18 years old, police said at a news conference.

Josef F. and Rosemarie F. (his wife) had adopted three of the children that he had with his daughter (Elizabeth), according to police. He told his wife that his missing daughter had dropped the unwanted children off at the house because she could not take care of them, police said.

The other three children — Kerstin, 19; Stefan, 18; and Felix, 5 — remained locked in the basement with their mother, according to police. None had seen the light of day during their entire time in captivity, police said.

The situation came to light earlier this month after her daughter — a 19-year-old woman, identified as Kristen F. — was hospitalized in Amstetten after falling unconscious, according to police.

Josef F. lived upstairs with his wife, Rosemarie F., who police said had no idea about her husband’s other family living in the cellar.

So you’re telling me for 24 years his wife didn’t know he had another family downstairs in the cellar? That’s some BULL*#%! And you know it too. Man dude was 73, he needs to get stomped. You know if she was Black and dude came upstairs in the middle of the night all sweaty, she would’ve smelled that niggas dick and known that he’s grimy.

If you want the full story read here.

I’ll pay you if you can figure this out.

Post the number you think is correct in a comment. If you are correct I’ll let you know.

Disclaimer: I’m broke.

Some people have no heart. Maybe thats why he’s homeless, karma’s a bitch.

White people are cool, for a while. After that while is over with you get tired of them sometimes. Always having to do the right thing and shit, things like that get on my nerves sometimes. Well this is what I do. I piss them off. And here are ten easy ways to do so.

20 Ways To Upset a White Person

1. Be Black

2. Steal their bike.

3. After stealing their bike, ride it to their girlfriends/boyfriends house, and steal her/him too.

4. Tell them the Beatles were really Black.

5. Invite yourself over late at night.

6. Remind them Tiger Woods is Black.

7. Steal their lunch.

8. Kick their dog in the abdomen, or head.

9. Delete all their music off their iPod and replace it with Rap.

10. Tell them their mothers/father booty is banging, and what you would do to it if you had 5 minutes.

Note - Use one at a time.. If used in combination could be fatal.

If you know any more ways to upset your white counterparts, please leave them in a comment to be added to the list.

Thanks to the great response we have more to add to the list

11. Raid their fridge - Travis

12. Explain to them Jesus couldn’t have been white because of the region he was born people are only possibly of Arab descent. Also tell a catholic that Mary and Joseph were not white either. - JoseOle

13. Tell them that you believe the OJ verdict was just because there was “reasonable doubt” as to whether or not he did it. - Hill Rat

14. Tell them all white people look alike. - Stuff White Parents Like.

15. Tell a thin white woman that she is looking chubby. - Beauty In Baltimore

16. Don’t act interested when they tell you about their children, spouse or weekend. - Beauty In Baltimore

17. Talk about the movie Roots. - Beauty in Baltimore

18. Tell soccer moms that their kid sucks at soccer. - imaG

19. Ignore them when you are with Black friends. - london

20. Make a list on your blog about upsetting White people - see here

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison on tax charges Thursday, a victory for prosecutors who sought to make an example of the action star by aggressively pursuing the maximum penalty.

Snipes’ lawyers had spent much of the day in court offering dozens of letters from family members, friends even fellow actors Woody Harrelson and Denzel Washington attesting to the good character of the “Blade” star and asking for leniency. They argued he should get only probation because his three convictions were all misdemeanors and the actor had no previous criminal record.

But U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges said Snipes exhibited a “history of contempt over a period of time” for U.S. tax laws, and granted prosecutors the three year sentence they requested one year for each of Snipes’ convictions of willfully failing to file a tax return.

What I think: Wesley ’bout to get locked up like Akon. Rich people are greedy, but if this was any other white star they wouldn’t get 3 years. Who cares tho, anyone seen Undisputed? Or even Blade…No one messing with Wes in jail.

If you at work, school, or at home with the kids, plug in your headphones. If you ever marry a Black female, you might hear this a few times. Comin’ in the house late, working “extra hours”, turning off your phone…This video explains what to expect from the average Black woman.

Out of my way, boy!

Intro:

Ask a close white friend of yours, whats Black peoples favorite food? I’ll put money on it they’ll swiftly respond, “Fried Chicken.” Then simply ask them why? Most likely they’ll respond with a clueless stare. So the question at hand is, Why are Black people synonymous with KFC?

So I began my search for the answer. First stop, Google. I entered, “why do black people like KFC?” Not to my suprise, someone already asked that question on Yahoo Questions. Here are some of my favorite responses

Summer - because it is tasty.. and it have alot of brach on whole world…. so when u like to eat .. u wont scared u wont have no place to taste it again.. haaha

Regina - I am black and i hate KFC! — Lies.

Steve C. - I have never understood that stereotype. I grew up in SC, and on Sunday after church at the lake it was the white people that had the chicken and watermelon. Most of the folks here (TN) at KFC are white gramma and grandpa.

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Colonel imaG

My Observations:

Where I grew up we had a KFC and a Popeyes across the street from eachother. From what I saw, the employees at the KFC were ALL Black except one hispanic lady and the customers were 75% white, many of them over the age of 40.

The Mexicans worked at Popeyes. Now if your a Negro from the South, you choose ya chicken carefully. And according to my calculations, Popeyes is whats poppin’ for Black people. During lunch hour each restaurant would fill up, majority of whites in KFC, blacks in Popeyes.

Popeyes has made one bad move, they no longer use Louisiana Hot Sauce, it’s some booboo hot sauce now, so takeout is the way to go.

Final Word:

Black people love chicken, so do white people, the only difference is we don’t substitute our chicken for effing meatloaf and tuna casserole. Who the fu*k really wants to eat meatloaf anyway? It doesn’t even sound appetizing. I will perform more extensive research on this matter and get back to you.